CraziPali's definitions

automobiliality

When a car is so freaking sexy you just want to have sex with it and/or causes you to reach climax/orgasm

Example 1:

Dave: Tim, that new BMW M3 is so freaken sexy man.
Tim: I know man I just want to fuck it in the tailpipe.
Dave: You better be careful bro you'll get arrested in this state for automobiliality!

Example 2:

Guy: DAMN! That Lamborghini is so freaken hot It makes me wanna jizz all over the hood.

Example 3:

Girl: OMG That sound of that Ferrari's engine is making me so wet i wanna just bend over in front of it.

by CraziPali December 22, 2009

text smirk

When a person texts someone of the opposite sex that they are interested in. Usually the text is of a sexual or flirtatious nature and causes the individual texting to get a unique smirk across their face.

Bob: Hey look at Jim's face! He must be texting that girl he just met last night!
Garry: Bob how do you know that?
Bob: Garry look at his face, he's got one of those stupid text smirks!

by CraziPali November 26, 2009