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autodefenestration 

The act of throwing oneself out a window.

From defenestration, the act of throwing something out a window.
Fred's emotional pain led to his autodefenestration.
autodefenestration by AbnormalBoy August 29, 2004

autodefenestrate 

To eject oneself from a window. See also defenestrate.
After a frustrating morning at the office, Thomas resorted to defenestration to relieve his stress...

Earlier that day "Ah, donkey sh*t, Internet Explorer's crashed again. Damn that autodefenestrating program."
autodefenestrate by Yossarian February 20, 2004

Post-coital autodefenistration 

Sobering up while having sex, then realizing how ugly she is and throwing yourself out the window.
John: how did he die?
Betsy-sue: he came on my face and jumped out the window.
John: ah, the old Post-coital autodefenistration. This is your third?

autodefecate

involuntarily defecate usually in one's under-clothing; soil oneself; shit one's pants
Mr. Hervy discovered that he had autodefecated in the midst of an important meeting
autodefecate by namklaw December 11, 2011

Autodefensus Asskickusapien 

Chuck Norris
The event whereby any ordinary individual is placed into a situation that demands certain, undeniable concentration, and encephalomatic dedication of a martial art constructed from the fragments of a mixed martial arts backgrounds, that which, elevates a particular homosapien to A.W.N.L "A Whole Nuvah Level" expanding the realm of the Corporal Mentalis to reveal the underlying Quantum-Forte de Karate, in da hizzay....aka.one asskickin' Son of a Sensei.
In the world of Kung-Fu there is but one truth Bruce Lee, and a gaggle of random other guys, and Cinthia Rothrock who have known or perpetrated knowing the realm of Autodefensus Asskickusapien.