austard

an autistic retard. these niggas can come in many diffirent forms a actual austard a whorey bitch or some nigga you hate idk.

bro ava is such a austard. i know she is a fuckin whore

by its ya boy niggaboo September 12, 2023

Autard

Noun - A person with a delayed process of development who finds difficulty in social interaction

"I was talking to Samantha, and oh boy she was being a real autard."

by Vegg1e April 8, 2019

Asstard

A male who goes around causing unnecessary drama, usually involving younger girls, particularly freshmen. As a self-proclaimed "Ladies Man (see Definition 3," an asstard typically spends a superfluous amount of time attempting to make himself look good for his company. This includes ridiculously expensive boy perfume, several cans of Axe(TM) deodorant, and driving a "tough" car without any regard to safety. (see car accident.) Additionally, an asstard tends to attempt to flatter other men and "impress" them with his own perceived "strength/coolness." Not only is this ineffective and hilarious, it also puts an asstard's sexuality into intense scrutiny. This is compounded by the fact that asstards are usually caught creeping and staring at younger men in bathrooms.

Prima: Who's that junior who only hangs out with freshmen?
Secunda: Who, him? Oh that's just Asstard, that's just how he rolls.
Prima: Haha, what a tool.

An Asstard is the synthesis of Asshole and Retard

by SeptemberLove December 18, 2010

Autard

Derogatory term for autistic, usually implying a certain level of stupidity

Wow hes one annoying little autard

by Mortechai Benyisrael January 9, 2007

Asstard

The cross between a Retard and a Dumbass

A: Jimmy is an asstard for jumping on the fence nuts first.

B: I swear Bryan acts like an asstard sometimes.

by The_Random_Man May 13, 2014

Asstard

The cross between a Retard and a Dumbass

A: Jimmy is an asstard for jumping on the fence nuts first.

B: I swear Bryan acts like an asstard sometimes.

by The_Random_Man May 10, 2014

Asstardia

1. A planet not known to common earthlings where Asstards reside

2. A mental state of total ignorance and bliss

3. A group message where people talk about their messed up lives

Let's go to Asstardia
I have achieved Asstardia
I ranted about my mouth on Asstardia

by Penguin from Asstardia April 22, 2017