ausstard
An extension of the word "asstard" (a retarded ass; an asshole/retard) that refers to Austrailians only.
ausstard by Tim Hutton June 28, 2007
Asstard
A male who goes around causing unnecessary drama, usually involving younger girls, particularly freshmen. As a self-proclaimed "Ladies Man (see Definition 3," an asstard typically spends a superfluous amount of time attempting to make himself look good for his company. This includes ridiculously expensive boy perfume, several cans of Axe(TM) deodorant, and driving a "tough" car without any regard to safety. (see car accident.) Additionally, an asstard tends to attempt to flatter other men and "impress" them with his own perceived "strength/coolness." Not only is this ineffective and hilarious, it also puts an asstard's sexuality into intense scrutiny. This is compounded by the fact that asstards are usually caught creeping and staring at younger men in bathrooms.
Prima: Who's that junior who only hangs out with freshmen?
Secunda: Who, him? Oh that's just Asstard, that's just how he rolls.
Prima: Haha, what a tool.
An Asstard is the synthesis of Asshole and Retard
Secunda: Who, him? Oh that's just Asstard, that's just how he rolls.
Prima: Haha, what a tool.
An Asstard is the synthesis of Asshole and Retard
Asstard by SeptemberLove December 18, 2010
Asstard
A: Jimmy is an asstard for jumping on the fence nuts first.
B: I swear Bryan acts like an asstard sometimes.
B: I swear Bryan acts like an asstard sometimes.
Asstard by The_Random_Man May 13, 2014
Asstard
A: Jimmy is an asstard for jumping on the fence nuts first.
B: I swear Bryan acts like an asstard sometimes.
B: I swear Bryan acts like an asstard sometimes.
Asstard by The_Random_Man May 10, 2014
Asstardia
1. A planet not known to common earthlings where Asstards reside
2. A mental state of total ignorance and bliss
3. A group message where people talk about their messed up lives
2. A mental state of total ignorance and bliss
3. A group message where people talk about their messed up lives
Asstardia by Penguin from Asstardia April 22, 2017
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