auntiebyeotic
An immunity-enhancer dat either:
(1) is given to you in order to lessen da heartbreak and loneliness dat you feel whenever yer parent's visiting sister has to leave again, or
(2) YOU give to SAID ADORABLE ADULT FEMALE so dat SHE HERSELF will find da idea of her leaving yer house to be similarly excruciating, and thus she may stick around and keep you company for a bit longer.
(1) is given to you in order to lessen da heartbreak and loneliness dat you feel whenever yer parent's visiting sister has to leave again, or
(2) YOU give to SAID ADORABLE ADULT FEMALE so dat SHE HERSELF will find da idea of her leaving yer house to be similarly excruciating, and thus she may stick around and keep you company for a bit longer.
Okay, kids --- listen up. First off, I totally "feel for ya" --- I do indeed know how unhappy it makes you feel to have any much-loved adult-relative cease being in your company. But you hafta realize dat, like all caring/diligent grownups, Aunt Sue and Uncle Tom have their own lives, responsibilities, and obligations. Sorry to break this to ya, but they are **not** here solely to keep you happy and entertained; they themselves have households, families, jobs, and other vital matters to attend to, just as your own parents do. So while it is indeed a good idea to take da "auntiebyeotic" pills dat you're given in order to lessen your distress at having your beloved relations leave after their delightful visit, it would very decidedly **not** be wise to give any of said medications to said adorable relatives to take themselves, as it might hurtfully interfere with either their completely-valid resolve to "pack up and go" when da time comes, and/or their ability to sufficiently suppress their own feelings of sorrow about having to leave your home, thus rendering them less able to properly fulfill their own responsibilities once they return to their own homes.
auntiebyeotic by QuacksO July 14, 2026
Get the auntiebyeotic mug.