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Auditydraws
1. (Noun) a best friend you admire for their talent, so much so that you yell FACK YOU at because they’re so amazing.
2. (Adj) descriptor of a person who snores so violently they fart.
(Etymology) from the titular Auditydraws, who is a real life amazing artist, the greatest on Tiktok as of 2022. The eponymous celebrity became famous by drawing her sexy husband Richard, making American states into characters, and creating a random generator app that helps millions of artists around the world get through art block. Unbeknownst to her, everyone who meets her loves her and feels like they can sit for hours and talk about anything or chaotically run through a Target buying random things.
To be described as an “auditydraws” you must stand up to Karens and Kevins, be an amazing host who will literally do anything for their guests, be a patron saint of cats, fill the room with love and laughter and joy, and finally if you fall asleep and snore you’re definitely cooking up a chef boyardi. You make a mean bean curry cloud. A real aerosolised meat loaf. A warm storm. A loud cloud.
2. (Adj) descriptor of a person who snores so violently they fart.
(Etymology) from the titular Auditydraws, who is a real life amazing artist, the greatest on Tiktok as of 2022. The eponymous celebrity became famous by drawing her sexy husband Richard, making American states into characters, and creating a random generator app that helps millions of artists around the world get through art block. Unbeknownst to her, everyone who meets her loves her and feels like they can sit for hours and talk about anything or chaotically run through a Target buying random things.
To be described as an “auditydraws” you must stand up to Karens and Kevins, be an amazing host who will literally do anything for their guests, be a patron saint of cats, fill the room with love and laughter and joy, and finally if you fall asleep and snore you’re definitely cooking up a chef boyardi. You make a mean bean curry cloud. A real aerosolised meat loaf. A warm storm. A loud cloud.
Example 1:
Person 1 “Thanks for donating your kidney ma’am! You’re a real auditydraws.”
Person 2 “Oh like the famous artist who’s saved millions of artists from giving up on their dreams and continues to change the world every day with comedy and light? Thanks!”
Example 2:
Person 1 “Doctor… I can’t take it anymore… you’ve gotta help me… I woke up from my concussive snoring to find my wife staring at me in awe… my snores make me butt-cough!”
Person 2 “Hmmm sounds like you’ve got an auditydraws problem.”
Person 1 “Thanks for donating your kidney ma’am! You’re a real auditydraws.”
Person 2 “Oh like the famous artist who’s saved millions of artists from giving up on their dreams and continues to change the world every day with comedy and light? Thanks!”
Example 2:
Person 1 “Doctor… I can’t take it anymore… you’ve gotta help me… I woke up from my concussive snoring to find my wife staring at me in awe… my snores make me butt-cough!”
Person 2 “Hmmm sounds like you’ve got an auditydraws problem.”
Auditydraws by meemoomeeMWEEmoo November 18, 2022
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