Asstrology

the study of the movements and relative positions of celebrity butts interpreted as having an influence on human affairs and the natural world.

/əˈsträləjē/

I am studying a paper on Kim Kardashian for my Asstrology class, in my bathroom, with my buddy, Dick.

Asstrology suggests there will be 7 planets left when I'm done with Uranus

by Michael de Nostradanus November 03, 2015

Asstrologer

A fag from San Fagsisco who has learned the art of divination & birth chart reading

Muscle Mary: My asstrologer told me I have my stars aligned in fagittarius

by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 08, 2021

Asstrology

The act of making educated predictions about whether or not the girl has an ass. Using deductive reasoning to predict quality of ass.

The girl sitting next to us looks like she has a nice butt. I can't for sure tell though. Asstrology

by raleigh99996 October 19, 2011

ASStrology

The science about Jacops thiccccccc ass.

"How much echo does your anus make when you burp?"
"I don't know I have to consult the book of ASStrology"

by Swegmazterx April 29, 2021

asstrology

The practice of pulling horoscopes and other as(s)trological information out of one's rear.

Don't bother with your horoscope, it's just asstrology.

My friend checks the asstrology column in the newspaper every day.

by Rilcis January 22, 2011