asstickles

What you call it when your testicles hang so low that they tickle your asshole

Man 1: I had the worst day today, I had my first case of asstickles.
Man 2: It’s your first time? I’ve had three this week!

by M-Urgency July 24, 2021

Assticles

Otherwise known as the taint or the chode, assticles typically occur in men of advanced age. After gravity has taken its toll on the scrotum, the advanced stretching begins to affect the anus. Eventually they become one.

Harold was in the bathroom the other day battling with some troubling constipation. To his surprise his scrotum lapped delicately at the water. He called to his wife. "Gertrude!"

"What is it Harold" she replied.
"Get in here and tell me why my balls are in the water" he gasped.
"OMG Harold!" she exclaimed. "You have assticles you filthy old fucker!"

by *samIam* February 19, 2010

asspickle

as a noun: one who dwells in an anus, hence, is pickled in ass.

as a verb: (to asspickle/ asspickling): sticking things up one's ass.

Just another name I like to call one of my best friends.

Jaycee is a douchetastic asspickle.

by artpsychopedia December 9, 2008

asspickle

Just another name for a turd.

ass pickle, bum cigar

by Mr. Bubblehead March 22, 2005

Assticle

When a guys testicles are really close to his asshole rather than his dick, this is called assticles.

Basically just the words Ass and Testicle put together.

Friend 1: Oh My God!!! Last night I took a huuuuge dump and I looked and I shit all over my ballz because they are so close to my asshole!

Friend 2: Ewwww dude thats just nasty I think you have Assticles!

Friend 3: OMG!!! EVERYBODY HE HAS ASSTICLES!!!!!!!!!

Everybody: OMG GROSSSSSSS... you should get that checked out...

by MwahahahahahaHAhahah April 27, 2009

asspickle.

1.One who has the nature of an ass, too a magnified extent. 2.To be such an ass, that one is marinated in it like a pickle. 3.Literaly looking like a piece of human piece of shit.

Steph: "Why do you have to be such an asspickle?"

Délhan: "It is in my nature, I was born that way. My parents were asses, my grandparents were asses. Im just keeping up tradition."

Thus Délhan being an asspickle.

by Délhan May 23, 2006

assicles

Small flecks of turd that cling to your anus hair that require a scraper, or similar instrument, to remove.

Toilet paper just wasn't enough to get rid of those assicles so I also used the flattened roll.

by Emresh June 24, 2006