asstease

n. Reserved for gay tops who constantly say "I wanna fuck you" but when you call them on it they back out.

Bottom: I'm gonna try calling Mike again, I need some action.
Friend: When was the last time you saw each other?
Bottom: We hooked up about 3 weeks ago but we speak all the time and want to do it again.
Friend: Leave him alone he's such an asstease.

by FLM-NJ January 2, 2006

assweasel

Somebody who relentlessly tries to get out of doing anything work related unless it will give them a chance to kiss the boss's ass, or look like a real go-getter.

Until the boss showed up I thought he was in a fucking coma, now look at him. What an assweasel.

by Degs March 30, 2006

ass tease

a form of foreplay that involves the male or female to stimulate the opposite/same sex's ass whole with fingers/toungu/toys

male "stop being such an ass tease
female "you only WISH i was an ass tease
mother "your fathers such an ass tease"

by Travis October 27, 2004

ass tease

Equivalent resentment a homosexual feels just as a straight man feels when turned down from a prospective sexual encounter.

James: Hey John darling...what happened with that cute dude I introduced you to at the party?

John: Forget him! He was an absolute waste of time!

James: Sorry darling...didnt know he was an ass tease

by Autch-money April 16, 2010