Asstarded

(adj.) One already having the values of a jackass but conjunctively afflicted with being a complete retard. It is worth noting that one who is asstarded usually has asshole attributes such as a bitch or a dick but failed at life by being I.Q. inept.

"Those guys who designed Internet Explorer 6 were completely asstarded."

"You must be asstarded if you think I'm going to fall into your Cutco Knives/Rainbow Vacuum/Primerica/Avon pyramid scheme..."

Asstarded by Sirstucco April 22, 2008

dumb-asstarded 

a person who is retarded in a funnny way

YO, you slipped on a banana, you are so dumb-asstarded!!

dumb-asstarded by Greene Blob August 16, 2006

Asstard 

A male who goes around causing unnecessary drama, usually involving younger girls, particularly freshmen. As a self-proclaimed "Ladies Man (see Definition 3," an asstard typically spends a superfluous amount of time attempting to make himself look good for his company. This includes ridiculously expensive boy perfume, several cans of Axe(TM) deodorant, and driving a "tough" car without any regard to safety. (see car accident.) Additionally, an asstard tends to attempt to flatter other men and "impress" them with his own perceived "strength/coolness." Not only is this ineffective and hilarious, it also puts an asstard's sexuality into intense scrutiny. This is compounded by the fact that asstards are usually caught creeping and staring at younger men in bathrooms.

Prima: Who's that junior who only hangs out with freshmen?
Secunda: Who, him? Oh that's just Asstard, that's just how he rolls.
Prima: Haha, what a tool.

An Asstard is the synthesis of Asshole and Retard

Asstard by SeptemberLove December 18, 2010

Asstard 

The cross between a Retard and a Dumbass

A: Jimmy is an asstard for jumping on the fence nuts first.

B: I swear Bryan acts like an asstard sometimes.

Asstard by The_Random_Man May 13, 2014

Asstard 

The cross between a Retard and a Dumbass

A: Jimmy is an asstard for jumping on the fence nuts first.

B: I swear Bryan acts like an asstard sometimes.

Asstard by The_Random_Man May 10, 2014

Asstardia 

1. A planet not known to common earthlings where Asstards reside

2. A mental state of total ignorance and bliss

3. A group message where people talk about their messed up lives

Let's go to Asstardia
I have achieved Asstardia
I ranted about my mouth on Asstardia

Asstardia by Penguin from Asstardia April 22, 2017

asstard 

Not just an ass, not just a retard. And asstard

dmi is a silly russian asstard.

asstard by ASDFGASD December 17, 2002