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(adj.) One already having the values of a jackass but conjunctively afflicted with being a complete retard. It is worth noting that one who is asstarded usually has asshole attributes such as a bitch or a dick but failed at life by being I.Q. inept.
"Those guys who designed Internet Explorer 6 were completely asstarded."

"You must be asstarded if you think I'm going to fall into your Cutco Knives/Rainbow Vacuum/Primerica/Avon pyramid scheme..."
Asstarded by Sirstucco April 22, 2008
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dumb-asstarded 

a person who is retarded in a funnny way
YO, you slipped on a banana, you are so dumb-asstarded!!
dumb-asstarded by Greene Blob August 16, 2006

andtarded 

-so I went to billy yesterday and got a cookie from him and went to the movies and got popcorn and don't know how to use periods.
-damn girl, you're andtarded.
andtarded by upgrayddd December 15, 2017