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Asssnif is one of very few instances (in the English language) of the letter S appearing three times consecutively in the same word. It was coined by the late, great Johnald G. Stinkefeller, the founder (and for more than eight decades, one of the leading practitioners) of fartography, the study of farts.

Asssnif is something that a fartographer will do when evaluating the stink profile of a given rip. The use of a magnifying glass as well as the Dumplens (an advanced technological device developed by Stinkefeller for this express purpose) can help to identify various #farticles and their origins.
—Brother, can I do asssnif?
—Why?
—It doth seems you have befouled the air.
—My liege, I...
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Assknifed 

Where you wipeout and your board flies up vertically and hits you in the ball sack or up the crack of your ass.
Dude, I just got pwnt when I accidentally assknifed!
Assknifed by Psychopathic J January 5, 2008
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Asssniffer mcgee 

When they sniff so much àšš
I shit and he sniffed my ass so he is a asssniffer mcgee

ASSSniperWolf 

A lazy bitch who steals content and reacts to it while focusing in on her tiddies to get the viewers attention. This E-girl type youtuber doesnt have any YouTube skill, but still, gets views.
"You know that ASSSniperWolf girl? she's a loser. Her voice is fucking annoying."

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026