Unassigned Assigned Seat 

A seat in class (most often a college class) that you normally sit in all the time; so much so that it practically belongs to you. More often than not, the majority (or even the entirety) of the class has one because they pretty much always sit in the same seating arrangement every class. However, if the seats are not officially assigned in class by the professor/teacher, someone else could sit in your unassigned assigned seat either without knowing that you normally sit there (perhaps they're new to class or just never noticed), or in rarer cases deliberately, causing you to have to find another seat with discomfort and awkwardness. You feel that you HAVE to sit there every time because that seat is yours.

Someone sat in my Unassigned Assigned Seat in class today, even though they knew I always sit there. I felt so stupid when I had to find another seat to sit in.

Unassigned Assigned Seat by TheFiend138 October 17, 2016

IXL homework that gets assigned by teachers 

Something also known as an internal and external killing device. It will hurt you.

teacher: Homework is on the board
Student: eugh, homework
teacher: it's not bad, it's just J.1-12 on IXL
Sutdent: *runs out of classroom and hops the fence* HEY! BILL! Good luck on that IXL homework that gets assigned by teachers!!!!!!!!!!

IXL homework that gets assigned by teachers by aluna =tbhk= April 6, 2023

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012