assiToes 

its when a man or "women" sticks her foot into another women's ass...its like saying "I'll kick your ass" but for pleasure

Man: im going to assitoes your ass to next week
Women: oh god do it...oh...oh yeah...ooohhhhh..

assiToes by Dingis Fuks December 9, 2008

assitosis 

An offensive form of flatulence that can't be explained by the mere passing of hot air around turds; typically silent and not necessarily limited to rotten egg stench.

Pat Wonderful treated the entire car to his assitosis on the long road trip to Cincinatti.

assitosis by Doctor Salami July 7, 2005

Assitosis 

Assitosis infects a nerve behind your eye and when this happens you will know by one sign. "It gives you a shitty outlook on life".

Man goes to his Boss at work and says"I can not do my job here today with the public" Boss"Why is that?" Employee"Because I am having a outbreak of a disease that spreads to others very easily. Boss"What is it?"
Employee"I have assitosis, it is a infected nerve behind my eye that gives me a shitty outlook on life". Boss " I have had that disease also,it comes and goes through out your life.You better go home ,have a few beers,get laid and relax."

Assitosis by In The Wind 44 August 8, 2012

assitose 

to desribe the gayness of Ashley Meige and Neoma Ross

That wigger kid is muy assitose

assitose by jennifer garrison January 29, 2005