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Asshole-ocity 

It is the 2nd stage of bitchassness. It is related to a person that has a negative aura. This disease occurs when people either:
a) have a negative attitude towards you/your actions
b) always have something to say eveytime the see you
c) whenever someone just does the dumbest thing, but the outcome of their actions is negative
You're always running your mouth! Get your bitchassness and asshole-ocity infected ass out of my face!!
Asshole-ocity by 20Breezy09 May 5, 2009
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assholocity 

adj., a degree to which a person is an asshole, or in some cases, a douche.
Man, your assholocity is off the charts, you sack of asshole!

assholeocity 

The speed of acceleration from normal to a complete asshole.
That tool showed extreme assholeocity, going from a totally nice guy to a complete asshole in a matter of seconds.
assholeocity by Gregorious SF March 23, 2010
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026