asshole tuck

When a male tucks the head of his penis in his asshole and squeezes his anus to hold it there while walking around.

A technique usually found in use by transvestites attempting to hide their gender while stripping.

I was getting the best lap dance from this stripper until her asshole tuck gave way.

by Tony "Tone" Booyah June 5, 2009

assholefucklickers

A sex position when the sex is between two girls and one man. The position involves the man giving anal sex to one woman, while the other woman licks the first womans asshole.

Jane: Hey mary, you wana go have some assholefucklickers with my hubby?
Mary: Sure!
Jane's Hubby: Yay!

by fthmdg June 20, 2006

assholefucker

A midget that always messes with your stuff if something goes wrong you can always balme it on James Mark. He broke your SHIT

wtf yd u unplug my computer assholefucker!!!

by hahaownedpwned noob January 17, 2008

assholesucker

someone who, through horrible behavior, a total lack of technical competence and a complete absence of concern for others, is a human depiction of someone who sucks assholes

Have you gone to the aid station? This deployment is my worst yet. The Task Force Surgeon is a complete assholesucker.

by onetwocabb November 2, 2013