"foo, that bitch denise is such a fake ass friend! she only comes around when shes tryna score some weed and dont even break you off! other then that that bitch never calls or comes around!

fake ass friend by MS.DRAMA March 1, 2010

national fake ass friend day

On August 10, it will be a day to expose any and all of your fake friends from the past and present. You can expose them, drop them, do whatever you please to show them that they’re fake. A fake person should not be posting about this day.

Me: yo they needs have a day just for fake ppl. I got so many who could be exposed.
Her: National Fake Ass Friend day is on August 10th. Have fun!

national fake ass friend day by Bhaddiebae August 5, 2019

Assfrin

The art of taking someone elses nasal spray and anally inserting it for the next poor soul with a stuffed nose

Dave: I just stuck Tre's nasal spray in my ass
Jake: Aww dude Assfrin, that's gross
Tre: Why does my nasal spray smell like Daves Ass?

Assfrin by Superdave22 December 17, 2010

AspFriends

Similar to going Bakersfield chimp, going AspFriends means completely melting down, going psycho, and taking your ball and going home.

It can also mean ruining something good.

It's a reference to the former web site www.aspfriends.com which once supported a large development community focused on ASP.NET. The owner started to go nuts and the power went to his head. He started treating everyone on the site who disagreed with him like crap and got verbally abusive with them. He tried to extort money from Microsoft and when they told him to pound sand, he pulled down the site. Fortunately, the ASP.NET community recovered in just a few days with AspFriends out of the way. It started to thrive way beyond what it ever could have.

In the same way, once the owner had something really good going and was on top of the scene, he destroyed it and is now stuck in the gutter.

Man, after losing his job and getting dumped, Doug started getting all emo over his ex and then went straight up AspFriends on everyone at the office. They had to call the cops to get him out of there.

Joey was pimpin the whole 404, hoes, money, guns, a crew, whips - you name it he had it. Then he started smoking crack and went straight up AspFriends. Now he can't even afford to smoke crack without turning gay tricks.

AspFriends by P. Rippa November 28, 2007

afrienda

points to be discussed among friends; sometimes refers to the list of topics

a list or outline of things to be considered or done with friends

Let's look at the afrienda and figure out what to do tonight.

afrienda by thriftydame February 9, 2009

alfriend

the partner of a self-identified gender fluid individual.

"have you seen my alfriend? we came to the party together but now i can't find zer."

alfriend by marieface December 14, 2005

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026