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assfriend

someone whos friends face is an ass,
JAMES PEOPLES: yo yo fam, check out my friend
ADAM LEE: Lollermabs.. Look at his face, its an assfriend
by metalfist February 8, 2008
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fake ass friend

a so called friend who only comes around when he or she needs something.
"foo, that bitch denise is such a fake ass friend! she only comes around when shes tryna score some weed and dont even break you off! other then that that bitch never calls or comes around!
by MS.DRAMA March 1, 2010
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national fake ass friend day

On August 10, it will be a day to expose any and all of your fake friends from the past and present. You can expose them, drop them, do whatever you please to show them that they’re fake. A fake person should not be posting about this day.
Me: yo they needs have a day just for fake ppl. I got so many who could be exposed.
Her: National Fake Ass Friend day is on August 10th. Have fun!
by Bhaddiebae August 5, 2019
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Assfrin

The art of taking someone elses nasal spray and anally inserting it for the next poor soul with a stuffed nose
Dave: I just stuck Tre's nasal spray in my ass
Jake: Aww dude Assfrin, that's gross
Tre: Why does my nasal spray smell like Daves Ass?
by Superdave22 December 17, 2010
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AspFriends

Similar to going Bakersfield chimp, going AspFriends means completely melting down, going psycho, and taking your ball and going home.

It can also mean ruining something good.

It's a reference to the former web site www.aspfriends.com which once supported a large development community focused on ASP.NET. The owner started to go nuts and the power went to his head. He started treating everyone on the site who disagreed with him like crap and got verbally abusive with them. He tried to extort money from Microsoft and when they told him to pound sand, he pulled down the site. Fortunately, the ASP.NET community recovered in just a few days with AspFriends out of the way. It started to thrive way beyond what it ever could have.

In the same way, once the owner had something really good going and was on top of the scene, he destroyed it and is now stuck in the gutter.
Man, after losing his job and getting dumped, Doug started getting all emo over his ex and then went straight up AspFriends on everyone at the office. They had to call the cops to get him out of there.

Joey was pimpin the whole 404, hoes, money, guns, a crew, whips - you name it he had it. Then he started smoking crack and went straight up AspFriends. Now he can't even afford to smoke crack without turning gay tricks.
by P. Rippa November 28, 2007
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afrienda

points to be discussed among friends; sometimes refers to the list of topics

a list or outline of things to be considered or done with friends
Let's look at the afrienda and figure out what to do tonight.
by thriftydame February 9, 2009
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alfriend

the partner of a self-identified gender fluid individual.
"have you seen my alfriend? we came to the party together but now i can't find zer."
by marieface December 14, 2005
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