AspFriends 

Similar to going Bakersfield chimp, going AspFriends means completely melting down, going psycho, and taking your ball and going home.

It can also mean ruining something good.

It's a reference to the former web site www.aspfriends.com which once supported a large development community focused on ASP.NET. The owner started to go nuts and the power went to his head. He started treating everyone on the site who disagreed with him like crap and got verbally abusive with them. He tried to extort money from Microsoft and when they told him to pound sand, he pulled down the site. Fortunately, the ASP.NET community recovered in just a few days with AspFriends out of the way. It started to thrive way beyond what it ever could have.

In the same way, once the owner had something really good going and was on top of the scene, he destroyed it and is now stuck in the gutter.

Man, after losing his job and getting dumped, Doug started getting all emo over his ex and then went straight up AspFriends on everyone at the office. They had to call the cops to get him out of there.

Joey was pimpin the whole 404, hoes, money, guns, a crew, whips - you name it he had it. Then he started smoking crack and went straight up AspFriends. Now he can't even afford to smoke crack without turning gay tricks.

AspFriends by P. Rippa November 28, 2007

AspFriends 

Similar to going BakersField Chimp, going AspFriends means completely melting down, going psycho and taking your ball and going home.

It can also mean ruining something good.

It is a reference to the former web site www.aspfriends.com which once supported a large development community focused on ASP.NET. The owner, Charles Mark Carroll started to go nuts and the power went to his head. He started treating everyone on the site who disagreed with him like crap and got verbally abusive with them. He tried to extort money from Microsoft and when they told him to pound sand, he pulled down his site. Fortunately, the ASP.NET community recovered in just a few days and with ASPFriends out of the way, it started to thrive way beyond what it ever could have.

In the same way, once the onwer had something really good going and was on top of the scene, but destroyed it and is now stuck in the gutter.

Man, after losing his job and getting dumped, Doug started getting all emo over his ex and then went straigh up AspFriends on everyone at the office. They had to call the cops to get him out of there.

Joey was pimpin the whole 404, hoes, money, guns, a crew, whips - you name it he had it. Then he started smoking crack and went straight up AspFriends, no he can't even afford to smoke his crack without turning gay Tricks

AspFriends by Rippa.P November 17, 2007

afriendsion span 

afriendsion span is your Attention span when it comes to friends.

e.g i wouldnt get too friendly with anne she has a very short afriendsion span.

ppl with short afriendsion spans can be the cause of fights among friends, one min your the best friend the next min they get a new one.

afriendsion span by pansyprincess July 21, 2007

assfriend 

someone whos friends face is an ass,

JAMES PEOPLES: yo yo fam, check out my friend
ADAM LEE: Lollermabs.. Look at his face, its an assfriend

assfriend by metalfist February 8, 2008

asafriend 

Term coined from repeated insistance by blondes, especially hillbilly redneck variety, to jam people into the friendzone.

Sure like to see ya asafriend

asafriend by therepo August 18, 2011

Afriends 

When you have no interest, or desire in finding friends, usually associated with Asexuality, or Aromantics.

My sister is Aromantic, but I think I’m an Afriends, because I always avoid talking to others.

Afriends by MorgzHater20Billion March 13, 2023