Assetry 

A nonsensical, exaggerated situation, a rediculous series of events not unfolding in one's favor.

I slipped on my dog's mess he made on the floor, fell and split my head open on the counter. I've never experienced such assetry in my life.

Assetry by noahandmeagan March 28, 2015

Assectomy

Assectomy – the procedure in which an asshole is separated from an institution, employer or personal relationship because of being an asshole.

Some survive an assectomy by joining AA Assholes Anonymous and participating in a 12-step program to reform their lives. Others just go on to another institution, employer or personal relationship to repeat the cycle in an endless loop of assholiness.

When Bill was dumped by Karen, he went through a brief period of remorse following the assectomy but did not continue his 12-step Assholes Anonymous group and went on to inflict his assholiness on yet another sad but unknowing victim.

Assectomy by Marthakay November 9, 2008

assectomy

When one's ass gets procedurally and surgically removed. Hurts like fuck.

I can't sit on my chair because of this damn assectomy

assectomy by Anus Remover Extrordanar March 10, 2009

Assessory 

Formerly known as a 'gold digger' this term refers to a female or 'piece of ass' who acts as an accessory to her wealthy boyfriend or husband. Assessory. These females are known more for who they are boning at the time, rather than who they are. Some experts in the field have suggested that they are actually mythical creatures which appear only when men reach income levels of the mid-six figures, or sign NBA contracts.

Damn, look at that assessory! Don't know that bitch's name, but shes draped over that dude like a scarf. Sometimes he rolls with two assessories at a time. Stupid hos!

Assessory by the[S]MAG October 3, 2007

Asserator 

Device placed on a boat for the Rear Admiral's pleasure

When all the fish died in the livewell the Captain removed the Asserator from the livewell and stimulated his anus with it.

Asserator by Chris B******** March 14, 2007

Assessory 

an accessory for one's ass.

when girls wear only legging and a shirt. there should be something to break up the blank canvas that is your ass. a belt or a skirt or even pockets count as an assessory.

Assessory by kedog September 15, 2009

Assy Asserton 

a common word used along target backroom members to describe a person. it is usually used to describe WT #1.

Your such an Assy Asserton Dan, stop it!

Assy Asserton by Franklin October 27, 2004