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Asserting Dominance 

When you take your friend's burrito and eat it and not letting him have it back at any cost.
Teo died attempting asserting dominance, but failed leaving his friend with a tasty burrito.

Disingenuous Assertions 

Disingenuous: lacking in frankness, candor, or sincerity; falsely or hypocritically

Assertion: positive statement or declaration, often without support or reason: a mere assertion; an unwarranted assertion.

put the two together and you have Disingenuous Assertions so I'll dumb it down for you people

Disingenuous Assertions: pretty much lying to make someone look good and something that so infuriating that it makes soldiers want to punch reporters
I've had enough of your disingenuous assertions
Disingenuous Assertions by Bushyfro September 29, 2011
When you intentionally eat something that will cause you to forcefully evacuate your bowels. Leaving you feeling fresh and cleaned out.
Kevin ate some hot wings, and is assting at the moment. He’ll catch up with us later.
Assting by Dirty_Ferg March 6, 2021

Assertiveness 

Clare's assertiveness stirred up his deep-seated sence of inadequacy
Assertiveness by McRule June 9, 2004

ashering 

The act of agreeing with others just to become popular
I'm not ashering you right now but I like that movie too
ashering by big dak December 4, 2013

assertive 

If you are assertive,you speak and behave in a confident way and direct way, so that people pay attention to you
The man's speech was said in a assertive way
assertive by Definitivex August 15, 2009