assalytics

n. the science of evaluating a persons hind regions, a grading tool for butts.

It is clear by judging Johnny's assalytics, he is very susceptible to women of large girth.

assalytics by Larry C April 25, 2008

Analytics 

The simplest definition of Analytics is "the science of analysis". In reality, the word "Analytics" has not been properly defined by the professional community and may mean different things to different people. A simple and practical definition, however, would be how an entity(i.e., business) arrives at the most optimal or realistic decision from a variety of available options, based on existing data. Business managers may choose to make decisions based on past experiences or rule of thumb, or there might be other qualitative aspects to decision making; but unless there is data involved in the process, it would be considered beyond the purview of analytics. Another definition could be that Analytics is a field of study / profession that has applications in any field (business / social / political / home) where data is available.

Common applications of Analytics include the study of business data using statistical analysis in order to discover and understand historical patterns with an eye to predicting and improving business performance in the future.

Analytics by David Gould March 6, 2008

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asslytical 

being an asshole

Hey man, stop being so asslytical!

asslytical by RockStarLaw November 2, 2021

flurry analytics 

Flurry Analytics monitors everything that you do on your cell phone. Say goodbye to your privacy...

Person #1 Google keeps tabs on everyone.
Person #2 Flurry Analytics has even more data about people, which is hard to believe because Google can now access data about the temperature inside your home.

flurry analytics by Privacy Advocate January 15, 2014

Analytics 

A way for an organization in an industry to know who their customers are, how they behave, where they're located, and how best to reach them with their tentacles, not to mention more of them.

Analytics is the way an organization wants to govern your life and pull your strings.

Analytics by The Original Agahnim September 2, 2021

Analytics 

A way for an organization to study human behavior to find the best way to reach people with their tentacles.

Analytics was how they got you suckered like an octopus tentacle.

Analytics by The Original Agahnim September 2, 2021