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african throwing spear, seen in almost every film about africa shot during the years of colonial rule, usually in the hands of some "bloodthirsty savages", there's about a thousand of em in "Zulu" (1964).

originates from the Berber: zaġāya, Old French: azagaie, Old Spanish: azagaya, Arabic: az-zaġāyah.

The assagai was also one of the teams in wip3out, easily the coolest in the game, a real quick and agile little ship, but had crappy shields so it would often explode.

assagai also refers to a south african prog-rock band active in the 1970s, they did this song "cocoa", it's quite nice.
colonial oppressor - "i say, one of those bloodthirsty savages just threw a stick at me!!"
bloodthirsty savage - "it's an assagai you pale skinned fool! and you should probably get that seen to"

concerned parent - "go to bed, its 5am"
tired kid with bloodshot eyes - "NO NO NO!! i just gotta unlock the assagai!!"

guy with good taste in music - "assagai are cool, effortless cool"
assagai by massif101 February 5, 2010
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anal assasain

while having sex with a girl, you make her get in the doggy style position then when she's moaning stab your dick into her anus and fuck her until she comes.
man call me the anal assasain, because that girl won't be sitting down for a week and she never saw it coming!
anal assasain by pyrophalanx27 June 12, 2007
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Selfish, controlling loud mouthed manipulative
Stay away from that Asagai!! He's trouble.
asagai by QueenBee68 February 1, 2017

Assagitated 

Agitated but a lot more
"I am so assagitated right now because Tesco put their meal deals up by 40p."
Assagitated by Sunflower93 December 31, 2024

Gayborhood 

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.
"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."
Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006
Word of the Day on July 14, 2026
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026