Assagitated 

Agitated but a lot more

"I am so assagitated right now because Tesco put their meal deals up by 40p."

Assagitated by Sunflower93 December 31, 2024

assanginated 

A politically motivated public humiliation and lengthy imprisonment or murder of a famous dissident perpetrated by authorities using contrived, morally reprehensible, incriminating evidence with the intent to deter adherents.

Hey did you hear about Alex Jones? He was arrested protesting the Bilderberg conference and they found a dead 6 year old boy and kiddy porn in his hotel room and he hung himself in jail!

Yeah, they totally assanginated that guy!

assanginated by Seanster69 December 2, 2010

Assafinated

To be smitten by an Israeli.

He won me over with flowers, shawarma and laughter and his way with words. I'm simply assafinated.

Assafinated by avivala July 3, 2009

Edward Grillo Assasinated John Fitzgerald Kennedy: The Senior Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Edward Grillo Assasinated John Fitzgerald Kennedy: The Senior Juvenile Release

Edward Grillo Assasinated John Fitzgerald Kennedy: The Senior Juvenile Release by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025