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A mother fucker who cheats on a beautiful girl with a fat ass. Yet amazingly gets away with it because a) beautiful girl is too forgiving and b)has a pretty sweet whip.
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That guy cheated on that girl, what an ass jockey, yo.

ass-jockey by Juloria April 20, 2005

Words you can keep

Ass Jockey

1. A homosexual

2. (Rare) A prolific ass raper, or a person known for having great amounts of anal sex

Origins: Ass, slang for recktum. Jockey, one who rides horses for sport.

Don't touch my bum you ass jockey.

Ass Jockey by Jurc Mei Offe January 18, 2004

Related Words

ass jockey • ass smashin poop jockey • ass jocky • flaming ass jocky • jocked yo ass • ass hockey • ass • ass pirate • ass crack • ass rape

ass jockey

One who participates often in the ritual of anal sex.

Yeah, last night Bobby Kurka was my ass jockey...

ass jockey by anon.... August 8, 2005

Ass Jockey

One who rides a donkey Ass Jockey

Did u hear the horse track is racing with donkeys now? Murph is racing today, i didn't know he was an Ass Jockey.

Ass Jockey by nate nizzle March 20, 2015

ass jockey

1.to be a flaming homo
2.to take or give mass amounts of cock to another man

Chadwick: Oh bro that guy's a fucking major ass jockey.
BillyBob: Oh yeah he's a fucking ass jockey dude.

ass jockey by addisen June 18, 2006

Ass Jockey

One who whorships his girlfriend or a girls ass and then she offically makes him the man to take care of her ass. Riding ones ass.

When she walked into the room my heart melted, I knew she was the one for me. I knew as soon as I seen her. I fell in love instantly with her ass. I only hope I can be her Ass Jockey!

Ass Jockey by The Notebook October 12, 2005

ass jockey

homosexual who likes to do it from behind

get the fuck away from me you ass jockey

ass jockey by cooter April 25, 2003

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026