ass-fries
French Fries with the ridges on them that taste like ass and came be found at your local college cafetorium.
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ass-fries
It is a starch substance with a dairy product toping that comes from a 50 gallon barrel that is found at your local college cafetorium.
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ass fries
The order of french fries consisting of the remains of a once proud batch. This order has the short, burned, crisped-solid, or fingernail like french fries. Fast food workers often try to compensate for ass fries by sheer volume of fries. May lead to depression or recipient becoming punchy.
Ricky's cheerful attitude took a turn for the worse after seeing a box of ass fries next to his cheeseburger.
ass fries
someone who wipes their ass and doesnt wash their hands and touches random objects (such as walls or stairway rails) and some one else touches those objects and eats fries without cleaning their hands hence making those fries ass fries
Matt: Cherie you do realize you're eating ass fries cuz you touched that railing?
Cherie: I dont care!
Matt: All right I just wanted to let you know.
Cherie: I dont care!
Matt: All right I just wanted to let you know.
ass fries
Ass fries are when you have such bad diarrhea that your shit come out yellow & shaped like fries. Top it with a little blood & you got yourself some ketchup & fries!
ass fries by weedless bitches January 27, 2009
Ass Fries
Your cat sits on your french fries making them ass fries. You then give them to your failure of a husband who gleefully eats the ass fries.
Ass Fries by Gonads Johnson July 3, 2018