Definitions by ARACNAPHOD

Has Date 

At SUNY New Paltz, hasbrouck dining hall:
the act of being too damn poor/lacking the balls to take someone out on a REAL date so you ask them if they want to go eat at hasbrouck with you.

Josh: Hey, I'm poor. Want to get food at has with me?
Amy: Wait, is this a has date?
Josh: Yes, don't bring your friends.

Has Date by ARACNAPHOD November 9, 2011

Hawkward Life 

Life at SUNY New Paltz.
which includes: random alien noises in the middle of the night, trashed and taco tuesdays, FYI Kids, etc.

Meagan: Yo. The other day I saw some kid making alien noises.
Kasper: Talk about that hawkward life!

Hawkward Life by ARACNAPHOD November 9, 2011

Ass Burgers 

having a nice, scrumptious, juicy set of ass cheeks.

Kayla: ooooh dat asss!
Laquisha: That boy got dem ohdeee ass burgers yo.

Ass Burgers by ARACNAPHOD November 9, 2011

Hasbrouck 

The dining hall at SUNY New Paltz where you find hair in your burgers and ice cream.

Jeremy: *chews on burger and spits chunk out"
Connor: What's wrong?
Jeremy: THERE'S A HAIR IN MY FOOD! FRIGGIN HASBROUCK.

Hasbrouck by ARACNAPHOD November 9, 2011