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Ass your

A grandma in a mall called someone an “ass your”. It is s very rude insult to Americans and probably is worse than the word “bitch”.
Your an ass your
by Harry pen July 4, 2018
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Facebook your ass

When a hurt, spiteful person posts something personal, private and intimate about another person where that person will in turn feel betrayed, embarrassed, hurt, or even criminally prosecuted.
She told John she wanted to be with him for the rest of her life, then she changed her mind. John didn't take too kindly with her decision. He told her, "Bitch, I'll Facebook your ass, so he Facebooked her ass and posted her brazenly bragging about all of her recent misdeeds
by Nikki Stixx October 12, 2019
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Tattoo it on your ass

Tattoo it on your ass is military slang for something that must be memorized and never forgotten.
Gunny said you got to know this cold and tattoo it on your ass!
by I, Wreckerrr October 15, 2016
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I dump your ass

The sentence I dump your ass comes from Netflix’s original series « stranger things ». When someone says I dump your ass, they’re mad or post off because you did something bad or your just annoying. Most people now use the sentence to say to a guy or gal for attention or go making them feel bad and win them back yet for again, winning them back.
El: I dump your ass.
Mike: 😧

Max:😆
by Reall things bitches October 15, 2019
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getting your ass reamed

getting your ass reamed to be harshly reprimanded or criticized for doing wrong or supposed wrong doing to be made an asshat and feel embarrassed
getting your ass reamed for coming into work late is not a good feeling you get made an asshat and feel embarrassed in the end when its all over
by bluebear January 2, 2020
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grab your ass with both hands

To take control of your situation.

Imagine you are stuck and would push ahead with your hands. Now imagine you are grabbing your ass with both hands to push yourself along.

Or grabbing your ass with both hands to lift yourself out of a problem.

Similar to pulling yourself up by your bootstraps, except more evocative.
My crisis-prone neighbor was whining about her latest self-inflicted fiasco.

I told her "grab your ass with both hands" and went out for a beer with my friends.
by Billy Nichols November 14, 2011
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Blow it out your ass

A putdown leveled at someone who's talking pompously. First made famous in the 1974 Mel Brooks movie, "Blazing Saddles."
Reverend Johnson:
Order. Order! God damn it, I said "ORDER"!

Howard Johnson:
You know, Nietzsche says: "Out of chaos comes order."

Olson Johnson:
Oh, blow it out your ass, Howard.
by nycsongs September 14, 2021
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