Ass talk

It happens when you ask someone as question and they have no idea what the answer is, so they start talking out of their ass, also known as AT. Usually it happens when someone is trying to sell you something in China. It can also come in the form of unwanted advice. Ass Talk is usually annoying, but once you recognize that you are hearing it, it is very funny.

me: "Mr. Wang, is this bag you are selling me real or fake?"

Mr. Wang: "Bag real, that why you are buying it in my super lame store for a discounted price, and not in the real store. I know manufacturer. My quality best."

Me: "well the price is kind of high, I bought the same one in a shop next door."

Mr. Wang: "Not same quality. You buy no good, me sell you best product low price.

My wife: "this guy is just spitting ass talk. Lets get out of here!"

by Captian Niu B September 21, 2011

ass talk

Ass talk is when two men flatulate when the other one stops flatulating, making it sound like a conversation.

My friends had way to much ass talk in the public bathroom

by ilikekamenrider March 13, 2024

talk the ass off a brass monkey

somebody who talks a lot

LL: Did you ever hear that girl talk?
FF: Yea she can "talk the ass off a brass monkey".

by fuckmycock24 January 27, 2010

talk to the ass!

A gritty manner of telling someone you don’t give a flying shit about what they’re saying to you.

Why don’t you just talk to the ass!

by Dr Bunnygirl March 12, 2021

to talk out of ones ass

to act like you know what you're talking about when you really have no clue

Bob: Did you know that the quantum theorum can also be used in biology?
LeeRoy: Man, you talkin outta yo ass

by Pink1 November 4, 2004

talk brass and kick ass

It means to talk shit and then kick ass, like a badass. {This phrase was invented by Mario Y. Castillo in Saturday, December 20, 2014}

Just go out there and talk brass and kick ass to that MoFo, and shine like a badass.

by supadupamarioy December 20, 2014

to talk out of ones ass

An act performed by individuals with a rare disorder known as vocal assitis. People with this disease actually have a voice box right behind their prostate in their anus.

Jon Kodatt likes to talk out of his ass.

by william d willerson February 17, 2003