ass snail 

Slow moving turd that is reluctant to vacate your ass

Dude whats keeping Al?
He is taking a shit.
Bro tell him to hurry that ass snail along we have places to go!

ass snail by RudeAz April 18, 2015

Ass Sailing

The act of performing oral sex on a man while an object is inserted into the rectum of the one performing the oral sex.

My boyfriend loves it when I blow him, the fact that it's usually ass sailing only makes it better for both of us!

Ass Sailing by redditperv August 24, 2012

sailor’s ass 

A non-existent ass. Like Popeye the sailor man.

Me: Girl you have a sailor’s ass.
Girl with the flat ass: thanks!

sailor’s ass by Fluffycorgi February 28, 2019

Claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass

you've just got out of school and you are ready to pump up the summer vibe ie: fortnight, you're ready to rock n roll and claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass. Really hyped about something.

Teacher: Alright kids, have fun in your summer
Kid to friend: I'm ready to claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass.

Claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass by lovepenguinsandlife February 22, 2019