ass smack 

When a man/woman smacks your ass. Jesus who looks up this stupid shit?

"Hey Mia!"
"Hey!"
Boyfriend walks behind her and smacks her ass.
After the ass smack, Mia holds her ass in pain.
"Oww,"

ass smack by Shortafpineappl3 May 4, 2018

ass smack microwave 

To hit somone in the ass with the door of the microwave as they walk by. This is done by pushing the button that opens the microwave door timing it so they get a noticable tap on the ass.
Make sure to have some sort of heated food in there so as to protect yourself for any sort of trouble you may get into, apparently some people don't like getting a tap on the ass...

i didnt want to get fired for sexual misconduct so i pulled off an ass smack microwave on that hot secretary downstairs just to see that nice oooo face she makes.

ass smack microwave by desktop peev June 13, 2006

Self ass smack 

When you smack your ass yourself

heather: oh god why is the bedroom door locked (gets chainsaw and opens door)
leo: (having sex with sara) what the fuck heather
heather: ahh yes daddy this is some hot shit i've gotten horny i think
sara: uhm, ok but hes my fuckbuddy
heather: theres nothing wrong with me giving myself a self ass smack and then getting to fingering
mark: everyone here is a sex addict

Self ass smack by sir moron da great April 5, 2021

national smack ass day 

April 12. Smack anyone’s ass and say “it’s national smack ass day”

*smacks ass*
Joey: “bruh that’s gay”
David: “nah man, it’s national smack ass day.”

national smack ass day by Fluorescent_Dildo April 11, 2019

Smack ass (April 13 ) 

On Friday April 13 is smack ass day , you can smack any ass

Smack ass (April 13 ) you smack any ass

Smack ass (April 13 ) by (()$$ May 25, 2018

smack ass groovy 

(1)something that is awesome on epic levels.
(2)someone or something that is sexy and cool.

meaning 1 example
Matt: hey Jordan check out that Ford Mustang.
Jordan: that is smack ass groovy.
meaning 2 example
Jordan:what do you think about that girl over there.
Matt: she is definitely smack ass groovy.

smack ass groovy by TheSexyNinja December 14, 2010

Smack ass friday 

Friday the official day of the week where you smack people's butts of the opposite gender.

Dude I can't wait for smack ass Friday, then I can smack Hailey's big ass.

Smack ass friday by Panda191 April 6, 2017