Definitions by Shortafpineappl3

ass smack 

When a man/woman smacks your ass. Jesus who looks up this stupid shit?

"Hey Mia!"
"Hey!"
Boyfriend walks behind her and smacks her ass.
After the ass smack, Mia holds her ass in pain.
"Oww,"

ass smack by Shortafpineappl3 May 4, 2018

eggplant 

An emoji of a dick

🍆eggplant=dick

eggplant by Shortafpineappl3 February 5, 2018

Surprise Sex 

Surprise Sex is when you have sex when you least expect it and it wasn't originally planned out.

Me and Joe walk home after a long night at the bar and enter the apartment knocked up. Unexpectedly Joe pulls me onto the bed and begins to strip down morning for me to do the same. Surprise Sex wasn't on my agenda but I don't mind adding it!;)

Surprise Sex by Shortafpineappl3 February 5, 2018