ass schnitzle Share definition Flag A deep hole that leads from the ass cheeks to the bowel, where one shits through. Most commonly refered to as poop chute. Michael enjoys to fondle his ass schnitzle while playing raquetball with the neighborhood children. ass schnitzle by Penelope January 17, 2004 0 0 Get merch Get the ass schnitzle mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch