ass quief

When two homosexual males are having butt sex and the guy taking it up the ass cuts a fart. Some people find it debateable whether or not it is a fart or a quief, so I'm just calling it an ass quief.

"Oh my gawd, so we were doing the nasty last night, and I was all putting it in Jeff's butt when he let out an enormous ass quief! Then I had to stop because I went limp."

by Sarah Lambert February 29, 2008

ass queef

release of air during anal sex

mr. bailey ass queefed while his hairy boy friend ass rammed him.

by pound dat pussy July 24, 2007

Ass queef

when a girl tries to blame a fart during sex as a queef usually to no avail because of the smell

what was that
just a queef keep going
since when have your queefs smelt like ass and muffins I'm calling Ass queef! (leave room)
Awww i wasnt finished. Where's that Carrot

by watthefrukbitch May 2, 2009

Ass Queef

Pretty much, just another word for a fart. If you want to be more immature about it, just use the word Ass queef.

Fu*king A! Why did you have to fuggin release your ass queef right in my face! Fu*k!

by Tits McGee *bitch* August 31, 2006

ass queef

Typically, when a person has flatulence they would call it a “fart”. Here, in Atown (aka Anacortes, aka fagtown) we call these ass queefs.

*at mcdonald’s drive thru*
kelsey- “can i get two ass queef cones”
intercom- “sorry what?”
kelsey- “oops sorry i meant ice cream cones”
*proceeds to pay with dimes*

dude 1- “bro dude we were smashing and she wanted me to go up the butt and she totally ass queefed all over my cock”
dude 2- “what the fuck”

by assqueef757 October 10, 2019

Ass queef

when after gay anal, and your ass has air trapped in it and you decompress, you let out a queef like fart.

Bf1: babe did you just ass queef?

Bf2: yea babe, you stretched me that much.

by bingbang420 May 31, 2020

ass queef

a queef expelled through the ass; see fart

feeding that bitch cheese i wanna hear that ass queef

by pubebarn June 2, 2024