ass puppy

A person who always follows someone around, sort of like an attempt to be cool.

Joe is Steve's ass puppy

ass puppy by Jack Holf December 29, 2005

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ass puppy by steve December 9, 2003

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A small turd. Used as an insult.

You're quite an ass puppy, Joey.

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Puppy Ass Gas Pass

The act of farting in your dog's mouth, then immediately sending it to lick your friend's face.

Timmy was sleeping, so I woke him up with a Puppy Ass Gas Pass!!

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The act of farting in your dog's mouth, then immediately sending it to lick your friend's face.

Timmy was sleeping, so I woke him up with a Puppy Ass Gas Pass!!

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Total retard that has no friends, and has no fucking idea what he is talking about.

Look at that ass pappy over there: I didn't even say anything to her she is being an ass pappy

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A person given the asinine task of teaching the stupid, unteachable persons of substandard intelligence.

The professor came back with the test, and the first words out of his mouth were, "boy, do I feel like an Ass Puppeteer in this class."

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