ass pumping - utilization of the buttocks in a general up and down motion to facilitate the use of a pump or other similar applied pressure working device. Definitionmay be inclusive of fully or partially clothed buttocks, or entirely unclothed buttocks.
Common devices used when ass pumping:
tire pump, beer keg "tap"
Person 1: Hey, did you hear what Jason did the other day?
Person 2: No, what'd he do?
Person 1: He was totally pumping ass with Becky.
Person 2 : Goals.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.