ass pizza

The gas and diarrhea that results from eating pizza. Especially occurs in individuals who are lactose intolerant.

Unfortunately I can't go to the prom as I have a bad case of ass pizza.

by Jebblebbles June 4, 2007

Ass pizza time

When you eat ass and then eat pizzas with your homies at 5.pm.

"Oh boy, that Ass pizza time yesterday was amazing !"

by cake eater at 4:20 January 24, 2020

pizza-ass

Used instead of or to replace the phrase "piece of ass"

What is you favorite pizza, pepperoni?

No.
Is it ham and pineapple?

No, it is pizza-ass!

I would like to take a bite out of that pizza-ass.

I could go for a slice of that pizza-ass.

by angrybitch1970 December 19, 2009

pizza ass

it's when your ass is so covered with zits, you cant even take a crap without poping a dozen of them. quite nasty.

dude:jesus christ! u a pizza ass! thats disgusting!

chick:yeeea..., u should propably wear a condom.
dude:yeah ok.

by blank babushka October 4, 2009

pizza that ass

Popular porn video by the best Riley Reid, turned into a popular meme and word play on piece of that ass. Generally meaning, you gon smash that ass.

Virgin: Hey dudette! Did you watch "Pizza That Ass" last night on Rub Hub, that was some strong shit.
Chad: Yeah! I was in the video smashin you fucking NERD! I'm gon take your mom, I want Pizza That Ass

by dabigmoist August 19, 2017

pizza box ass

A big, flat ass that shows no sign of where the back ends and the legs begin.

Hey, our waitress has a pizza box ass! Can't tap that.

by Bomb Bender July 6, 2006

gay kids with pizza up their ass

person, preferably male, with a white dick up their ass that turns them red.

someone: why you walking weird?
gay kid: i had a gay kids with pizza up their ass session last night

by randompersonwithinternet January 13, 2022