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pizza ass 

it's when your ass is so covered with zits, you cant even take a crap without poping a dozen of them. quite nasty.
dude:jesus christ! u a pizza ass! thats disgusting!

chick:yeeea..., u should propably wear a condom.
dude:yeah ok.
pizza ass by blank babushka October 4, 2009

pizza that ass 

Popular porn video by the best Riley Reid, turned into a popular meme and word play on piece of that ass. Generally meaning, you gon smash that ass.
Virgin: Hey dudette! Did you watch "Pizza That Ass" last night on Rub Hub, that was some strong shit.
Chad: Yeah! I was in the video smashin you fucking NERD! I'm gon take your mom, I want Pizza That Ass
pizza that ass by dabigmoist August 19, 2017

pizza box ass

A big, flat ass that shows no sign of where the back ends and the legs begin.
Hey, our waitress has a pizza box ass! Can't tap that.
pizza box ass by Bomb Bender July 6, 2006

Ass pizza time 

When you eat ass and then eat pizzas with your homies at 5.pm.
"Oh boy, that Ass pizza time yesterday was amazing !"
The gas and diarrhea that results from eating pizza. Especially occurs in individuals who are lactose intolerant.
Unfortunately I can't go to the prom as I have a bad case of ass pizza.
ass pizza by Jebblebbles June 4, 2007

gay kids with pizza up their ass

person, preferably male, with a white dick up their ass that turns them red.
someone: why you walking weird?
gay kid: i had a gay kids with pizza up their ass session last night
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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