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Tight, stretchy pants meant to show-off one's ass. Typically worn by college hoochies out clubbing.

Anna is so hot in her ass pants.

ass pants by Miguel Sanchez July 2, 2003

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ass pants

A word used in Beck's train of thought surreal song Hotwax from the album 'Odelay'. His train of thought was kinda Kenny Rogers, barflys and stretch wrangler jeans in the mood to impress. Eeewww....

Silver foxes looking for romance
In the chain-smoke
Kansas flash dance ass pants

ass pants by Bozlog November 25, 2006

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Ass pants

Pants that has the back end or seat of them cut out where it will show your bare ass. Ass pants are always worn without underwere.
Often worn by queers.
Also worn by women when they want to show off there ass to men.

Look at Kathy in those ass pants!

Ass pants by Deep blue 2012 December 22, 2009

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magic ass pants

Lululemon yoga pants. Gives almost every girl who wears them a great ass.

Check out her ass... she is wearing magic ass pants!

magic ass pants by me123456789 December 28, 2008

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shit-ass pants

The description of a person who has shit their pants, and it’s splattered all over their ass.

Tom: Look at Brian’s pants! Oh my god.

Jim: Oh my god, he has shit-ass pants

shit-ass pants by JBJ69 May 17, 2020

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poop ass pants

Sweatpants that have become too worn out making the ass sag and giving the illusion of having a load of shit in them

Carol should retire her Victoria Secret {sweatpants}, she's got some poop ass pants going on, and there's nothing 'sexy' about that.

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(At the ice skating rink with ya boyz) That lady would have it going on if she would quit trying to {pop and lock} it in her poop ass pants, it looks like her ass hangs down to her knees!

poop ass pants by firetiger83 October 22, 2015

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no-ass-pants

Pants that girls wear which makes their ass hard to see due to their baggyness.

Does that girl have a tight or fat ass? I can't see 'cause she's wearing no-ass-pants!!!

no-ass-pants by Joachim Borgen Johansen February 7, 2007

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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