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ass nickle 

A hoe that likes it up the ass every day. She/He is only worth 5 cents and buys their clothes at Walmart. Usually works at sonic, mcdonalds, or Taco Bell. Considers themselves to be the smartest people on earth. When in reality are the dumbest. Normally found in California or newyork.
"Yo man, you see that ass nickle right there? I hit that last night."

"Carl, you're disgusting. Tomorrow you need to get tested for std's."
ass nickle by Freaky frank January 6, 2014
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what is a good name for a dumb, trifling ass, nickel trickin, who thinks she slick, home wrecking, dope whore 

what is a good name for a dumb, trifling ass, nickel trickin, who thinks she slick, home wrecking, dope whore
what is a good name for a dumb, trifling ass, nickel trickin, who thinks she slick, home wrecking, dope whore

asspickle 

as a noun: one who dwells in an anus, hence, is pickled in ass.

as a verb: (to asspickle/ asspickling): sticking things up one's ass.

Just another name I like to call one of my best friends.
Jaycee is a douchetastic asspickle.
asspickle by artpsychopedia December 9, 2008

asspickle 

Just another name for a turd.
ass pickle, bum cigar
asspickle by Mr. Bubblehead March 22, 2005

asspickle. 

1.One who has the nature of an ass, too a magnified extent. 2.To be such an ass, that one is marinated in it like a pickle. 3.Literaly looking like a piece of human piece of shit.
Steph: "Why do you have to be such an asspickle?"

Délhan: "It is in my nature, I was born that way. My parents were asses, my grandparents were asses. Im just keeping up tradition."

Thus Délhan being an asspickle.
asspickle. by Délhan May 23, 2006

asspickle 

1.The name for your bestie aka the person who swears way too much...
2.a lightweight
Asspickles make great friends but shitty drinkers...
asspickle by lolx16 June 25, 2016

asspickle 

other: ass pickle,ass-pickle

origin:Florida,Tampa area, Riverview

creators:Eric Fe******s, and Marcell Ja**s

Deffinition: A ubercocky participant in an on-line FPS game (usually Halo 2)who pownes and is powned frequently and is a sore looser/winner that will complain about being powned or will rub the fact that he/she pownedyou.
Asspickle:dOOd, i #0#411"/ %0\/\/^3o/ u12 /\1253 m/\^
(dude ,I totally powned ur arse man)
actually
skilled
player: F*ck you 1337 wannabe noob douche

Asspickle:i 57!1_1_ %0\/\/^3o/ u12 /\1253 m/.....
(I still powned ur arse ma(n).....)
-asspickle player is sniped in back of head while trying to figure out his lame 1337 translation sheet from http://dum.asspickle.noob (or similar wannabe noob site)
asspickle by Eric F. July 16, 2008
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