ass nation 

A phrase used when the quality or state of things in the present are so assy, terrible, annoying, or otherwise agitating, that a sovereign territory of utter ass is created

*you're getting your ass kicked at FIFA by St. Vincent & the Grenadines*

"Well this is just ASS NATION!"

ass nation by World Cup 98 October 17, 2013

National ass grab day 

made by fuck heads who want to get a gf/ bf after not seeing the sun for years

Dont use this as an excuse you'll just look like a sexual predator

Guy1: It's national ass grab day
Guy2: Fuck off you creep

National ass grab day by notheretoday April 20, 2021

National Ass Slap Day 

On April 25th, 2018. YOU have to Slap he/she ass, no matter how close you are with the person

Slap the person Ass on National Ass Slap Day

National Ass Slap Day by X8x8x8x8x8xskwkc May 30, 2018

National Ass Clapping Day 

August 30th. A day when women with junk in the trunk post pictures and videos of their asses while twerking.

Sara: Did you know it's National Ass Clapping Day?
Lilly: OMG! I need to post a video of myself twerking in a thong!

National Ass Clapping Day by BodyHottie October 12, 2015

National ass smacking day 

April 12 is national ass smacking day. You can grab anyone’s ass and get away with it.

Today is national ass smacking day so smack that girls ass hard

National ass smacking day by EatShitDonaldTrump43 May 25, 2018

National ass shaking day 

The one day a year when anyone can shake some ass and not get called a whore!!! So have a great day and shake some ass!

Charli: ADDISON It’s national ass shaking day! You know what that means!

Addison: *starts shaking ass*

National ass shaking day by Sofiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. December 12, 2020

National ass and tit pic day 

Send this to a chick and see wot chu get

Ahaha look it’s national ass and tit pic day

National ass and tit pic day by BIGDICKDADDU July 12, 2021