ass mechanic

another term for a homosexual man

That guy was checking you out, Fred. He might be an ass mechanic.

by kingsvillian September 6, 2005

ass mechanic

(N) A proctologist; a doctor that specializes in disorders of the anus, rectum, male prostate gland and lower gastrointestinal tract.

When the ass mechanic stuck his finger in Bob's poop chute, he moaned another doctor's name. He's been regretting it ever since!

by Grue December 30, 2003