Bryston: Hey Dennis did you get ass leakage after that hike from the mountains?
Dennis: Yeah man it was a really bad experience i was held up behind some rocks and i contracted the ass leakage disease and eer since it leaked prefusely.
when your ass is all wet and it's not from sweat, that's a leaky ass. it's usually greasy. this can be associated with orange grease (see orange grease) and the pepper (see pepper), but not always.