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Pube sniffin' ass lickin' cock knocker 

Tyler Thompson of Winnebago, Minnesota. Yes, we all know he's a fag. Just messin' T-squared!
Tyler is a pube sniffing, ass licking, cock knocker, and he knows it.

Gangsta Ass Knickers 

Some damn fly articles of clothing sported only by the baddest of the bad. If you think you can handle these pants- you'd better think twice. But- if you so happen to be one of the few that can, than may you be worshiped by the rest of the gangster community for all eternity.
If you can handle it:

Homie 1. "Yo, Dawg! Those are some gangsta ass knickers you got der!"
Homie 2. "Ah, thanks man!"
Gangsta Ass Knickers by plopped October 30, 2011

ass knickers 

I bought my grandpa a pair of Ass Knickers for Christmas
ass knickers by Legendkiller45 December 30, 2016

cock-knocked ass clown 

(n) the gayest person on earth, often having shit for brains
"DJ, you're a cock-knocked ass clown!
cock-knocked ass clown by seve December 12, 2006

assknocker 

(noun): The act of engaging in anal intercourse or other forms of faggotry involving the anus.
John is such an assknocker! He pounded James in the pooper until he shit blood.
assknocker by Skygod74 September 23, 2007
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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