ass funnel

a person that can dish shit out but cant take it!

robbob likes to joke about everyone else but if you pull a joke on him it irritates him. he sure is an ass funnel

by cchasteen July 19, 2005

cum guzzling ass funnel

1.Someone who guzzels cum through their ass in large amounts.

2. Also used to discribe a man whore

3.A word used to define the gayest person you know.

4. Second only to Cock Juggeling Thunder Cunt in insultation

Person 1: hey man can i use your lawn mower

Person 2: no but can i get my weed wacker back

Person 1: i dont have it

Person 2: yes you do i lent it to you last week

Person 1 :no you didnt!!

Person 2:Shut the hell up you Cum Guzzling Ass Funnel

by Matt Tingley June 18, 2008

Asstunnel

A person or entity that is full of shit. An ignorant self righteous moron.

Originates from the bittorrent index site Meganova in response to a Cease and Desist letter received from MediaDefender following a leak of confidential internal e-mails.

Dearest little asstunnels,

Let me start of by thanking you for your pitiful attempt to have your emails removed from the entire internet (the thing that says www.). In no way we feel obligated to fulfill your request, as a matter of fact any organization that tries to harm this site and the bittorrent user in general can expect nothing more from us but a big fuck you!

In case you haven't noticed, this site is located in Europe (I hope you can point it out on a map) where your stupid copyright claims have no base. But fair is fair you guys did suffer over the past week so here's bit of advice to you guys:

* Fuck you!
* Fuck you again!
* Fuck you again and again and again!
* Fuck you again and again and again && again!

There is no way you can stop this, your emails have been published on more then a centillion websites. And if there is anyone who is going to start a lawsuit it will be us suing you for attempts to sabotage the integrity of this site and many others.

Have a very nice day,

Markus

by b0n9 October 3, 2007

asstunnel

A lawyer who sends a DMCA takedown notice to a website, but doesn't word it properly, or doesn't realize that the site isn't located in the USA, and therefore has no legal standing.

"Dearest little asstunnels, Let me start off by thanking you for your pitiful attempt to have your e-mails removed from the entire internet," Meganova's response says. "In case you haven't noticed, this site is located in Europe (I hope you can point it out on a map) where your stupid copyright claims have no base. But fair is fair you guys did suffer over the past week so here's bit of advice to you guys: F*** you! F*** you again! F*** you again and again and again!"

by genericName1582925 October 3, 2007

asstunnel

Term of abuse equivalent to "asshole." May have originated as non-English speaker's attempt to translate that term, appearing in a letter from Torrent site MegaNova to MediaDefender's lawyers, in response to attempts to shut them down.

"Dearest little asstunnels, Let me start off by thanking you for your pitiful attempt to have your e-mails removed from the entire internet..."

by Dwortfarquhar October 2, 2007

asstunnel

Humorous mutation of "asshole" used to describe Mediadefender and it's not-so-threatening take down notices to a Scandinavian server host, Meganova.

Dearest little asstunnels, Let me start off by thanking you for your pitiful attempt to have your e-mails removed from the entire internet... In case you haven't noticed, this site is located in Europe (I hope you can point it out on a map) where your stupid copyright claims have no base. But fair is fair you guys did suffer over the past week so here's bit of advice to you guys: F*** you! F*** you again! F*** you again and again and again!

by Letharis October 8, 2007

asstunnel

Noun. An alternate form of the word asshole. Possibly a translation error.

That guy is such an asstunnel. He never stops talking about himself.

by scoutter January 3, 2009