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ass fumes 

When you make a silent fart, sometimes, there will be a lingering smell. It will not go away quickly like a normal fart. It can smell like gas from the stove or it can smell like popcorn. Smells like it would be dangerous to light a match.

Is possible to occur after a loud, audible fart.
Oh, goddamn! Whoever farted released some gas-smelling ass fumes...
ass fumes by Wasabimoto June 18, 2008
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Vile ass fume

A toxic pungent fume ejected from the anal orifice
Man 1: What floats, smells like poo and is coming at you?
Man 2: what?
Man 1: A vile ass fume - *PRRRUT*
Vile ass fume by Thefume1010 April 21, 2019
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Assfumes 

when the person opinion/taste is totally Trash you call him and Assfumes and if they say what,pretend that you din't know at all.

it's also can be use as an insult as well.
eggnog: *shares his shitty opinion*

everyone: *doesn't agree with his choices/opinion *

circ: nogami being a Assfumes} man,[stick tag hashtag on his back so everyone know he an assfumes.
Assfumes by Dick Harley November 16, 2018

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026