ass drum

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An ass so big you could play the bongo drums on it.

Damn you look at that ass drum, I could play a solo on that thing.

ass drum by bigboss839 March 28, 2009

Words you can keep

Smack my ass like a drum

Lyric from the hit song “Vagina” by cupcakKe that became a popular sound on TikTok accompanying a trend.

Slurp that dick til it cum! Slurp that duck til it cum! Slurp that dick til it cum! Smack my ass like a drum! -William Shakespeare

Smack my ass like a drum by Soozaaaa February 6, 2021

smack my ass like a drum

we all want tom riddle to

tom riddle can smack my ass like a drum iykyk

smack my ass like a drum by fredweasley´swhore October 1, 2020

smack my ass like a drum

A popular sound bit created by music remixer "cupcake" on youtube

mostly used by the floptok (floptropican community) of TikTok to remix songs for their QUEEN JIAFEI

"smack my ass like a drum" --- floptropicans probably

smack my ass like a drum by Linerthedefiner February 4, 2024

Pound my ass like a marching band drum

Verb
1. An expression one used to describe the feeling of always being fucked by every one and/or in every way other than intercourse.

I had to work 14 hours today then sit in 4 hours of traffic and got a fucking flat tire 3 hours from my house! Pound my ass like a marching band drum!

Pound my ass like a marching band drum by Veddy Sick Man December 6, 2022

ass drummer

One who slaps ass checks like a bongo

Joe was being such a ass drummer when he repeatedly smacked my ass.

ass drummer by Likema sack March 8, 2017

Ass drumming circle

Verb,
A group of men or women. Sometimes coed meet up with a pair of drum sticks for each person. Each person puts their bottom out and starts hitting the person in front of them with the drum sticks and forming a circle thus ass drumming circle.

Me and 4 of my friends went and did an ass drumming circle last noght

Ass drumming circle by Old and confused January 5, 2024

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026