ass cramp 

1) Your ass having a cramp.
2) Someone who is a fun buster.

1) Dude, I have a asscramp.
2) You are such an asscramp!

ass cramp by lulu October 8, 2003

ass cramps 

an excuse for being extremly lazy and if you actualy have ass cramps you probly got them from sitting on your ass for an extended period of time.

"chuck-wanna go to the park
timmy-no, i have ass cramps
chuck-lazy
timmy-dude its not my fault i got ass cramps
chuck-no you dont and if you do you got it from sitting on the couch all day
timmy- no i got it from working yesterday
chuck-you got fired 3 days ago
timmy-well....well
chuck-lazy

ass cramps by {myc} July 19, 2009

Ass-camp 

Occupying a chair for a ridiculous period of time. Made popular during COVID, remote learning, and hybrid working environments.

“They threw me out of my office so I’m going to ass-camp in the cafeteria this afternoon.”

Ass-camp by Bilge Rat May 17, 2022

ass-camper 

In a first-person shooter game, one who stalks other players to steal their kill, typically with a grenade or spray of machine-gun fire.

Damn you Levi! That's the fifth time this game you scored a double-kill off of me in a firefight you ass-camper!

ass-camper by Devon Taylor January 7, 2008

ass camper 

1. a gay man who enjoys penetrating another man's ass and leaving his penis there for extended periods of time

my new neighbor just seems like such an ass camper, which is why, whenever he comes over, I guard my ass

ass camper by MACHINE/POSTAL December 9, 2008

pussy ass camper 

A phrase used when somebody in an FPS is being a pussy ass bitch and staying inside their little safety building and doing absolutely nothing until a guy comes by just to laser them or more commonly, snipe them.

"Bro this man is a pussy ass camper!"

pussy ass camper by Czecho_Slovakia August 19, 2022

camp ass 

when your ass gets all sweaty and wet after going to outdoors camp for at least a week

fuck man, i came back from camp wang with camp ass

camp ass by sweatshopowner May 18, 2004