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ass chocolate 

(n) when you forget to wipe after the big plunge of a sinker. once this is complete you stick your finger up your asshole and pull out a brown substance aka ass chocolate. you can put it on a graham cracker and a toasted mellow and feed it to your drunken comrades! don't tell them until after they tasted your warm ass chocolate. bon apetite
jeremy: dude want some s'mores?
philo: sure dude
jeremy : its very delicious
philo: ok like take you man
jeremy: how was it?
philo: dude that was a good s'more
jeremy: it ws made of ass chocolate
philo : *dies* >.<
ass chocolate by Brennie January 14, 2006
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ass chocolate 

Noun. Feces, particularly the detritus from a bowel movement clinging to the anus or the more molten remnants clinging in the anal canal around the sphincter muscle; shit.
"Honey, if we could move to Hershey, Pennsylvania, we could go into business, what with all the ass chocolate your cooking produces in me."
ass chocolate by Tunmy AuGratin April 10, 2006

chocolate ass shake

The act of melting chocolate, putting the melted chocolate in the anus, having anal sex, then drinking the chocolate out of the anus.
My girl let me have a chocolate ass shake last night.

chocolate ass cake 

Excuse me, I have to go bake a chocolate ass cake...

Uh oh. I have some chocolate ass cakes burning in the oven.
chocolate ass cake by cj February 22, 2004

broke ass sexual chocolate

Poor homosexual black man

Chocolate Ass Cream 

This is a slang term for poo because chocolate is brown and it comes from your ass. Thus meaning poo
My daughter left a load of chocolate ass cream in her nappy/diaper
Chocolate Ass Cream by icchie March 8, 2009

Chocolate ass licker 

A person who enjoys scraping the rim someone else's booty with their tongue. Ideally to be done after this person has taken a huge shit, to give more chocolate goodness.
"I see that dirty chocolate mess in your teeth. Damn girl your one hell of a chocolate ass licker"
Chocolate ass licker by MdotSdot February 4, 2009
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