ass carting 

a sport; where you use a cart with 4 wheels and a cushion and you go down hills and run and jump on. its a blast you should all try it

i went ass carting last night.

ass carting by Christina D April 4, 2008

ass carving 

1)the act of profusely having straight or gay anal intercourse usually resulting in some kind of bleeding of the rectum

2)raping of the anus enforced with a sharp object or shank; especially in prison

Roger: Damn John I did some intense ass carving with that malaysian hooker last night!!!
John: You DO know that that hooker was a transvestite right?
Roger: Well, that would explain the penis...

ass carving by Patrick Moeller July 13, 2007

asscasting 

When someone as talking to you as if something has already happened, or will be happening in a certain way. A cross between assuming and forecasting that generally is negative or ominous doom and gloom.

My husband was telling me something, and like always, I had to clarify if it was something that had actually happened, or if he was asscasting again.

asscasting by ReesterBunny June 16, 2016