ass candle

Fecal matter

BRB taking a massive ass candle

ass candle by sexyburrito July 20, 2015

ass candle

1) A candle that could be held in ones arse - normally for some odd sexual fantasy involving melted wax

2) A candle stuck in someones arse to factilitate the lighting of said persons fart

3) The most common use of ass candle - An insult for some idiotic person who needs a right good putting down much like "douche bag", 'ass candle' is one of the greatest put downs

1) *dominatrix*: "ooh yer baby i love that ass candle"
*Guy*: "Glad u like but fuck me this shit burns u freak show"

2)*Guy 1*: "Man lucky u used that ass candle that blower would have emptied the whole place"

*Guy 2*: "Haha yer shit my trousers are on fire"

3)*man crashes car into another mans bentley*
"OH U FUCKING ASS CANDLE!!!"

ass candle by duncsway May 15, 2007

Ass Candle

A syringe with the needle removed to inject drugs, typically meth, rectally.

My point is clogged, pull the needle off and make an ass candle, I'm going in.

Ass Candle by Lucifer's Envy January 2, 2021

Hoe ass candle

A person who thinks that the HIV virus cannot be spread through oral sex due to the harsh environment of the mouth. Originally from Yik Yak at the University of Waterloo.

"Who's hoe ass candle? I want her kik!"

Hoe ass candle by Hoeasscandle69 March 11, 2016

asscandle

A candle, inserted rectally.

Smell this asscandle!

asscandle by Asshat Supreme May 11, 2003

Asscandle

Normally referring to an individual with homosexual tendancies, who has a history of cheating on his fiance

Ash, you cheated on your fiance, you fucking asscandle

Asscandle by Victor February 24, 2005

asscandle

Ignition of the inner anus caused by methane gas, and a struck match.

My house is decorated with asscandles.

asscandle by Bastardized Bottomburp May 12, 2003