Ignition of the inner anus caused by methane gas, and a struck match.
My house is decorated with asscandles.
by Bastardized Bottomburp May 12, 2003
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Normally referring to an individual with homosexual tendancies, who has a history of cheating on his fiance
Ash, you cheated on your fiance, you fucking asscandle
by Victor February 25, 2005
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